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other than I was laying out on the front getting some sun.  Well that got a little boring, Stan was fishing.  So I pulled out my Blackberry and decided to play on line.  Well my sunglasses are polarized(of course), makes it a little difficult to see the screen(doesn't help that I need to have my eyes checked anyway).  So instead of taking the glasses off and putting them on my head, I just pulled them down my face and rested them on the bottom half of my face...................are you laughing yet???

Yep------I had tan-lines!!!!!!   The arms of my glasses left pretty lines down my cheek, and the lenses covered from my top lip down!!!!!  Stan compared me to having the "joker smile". 

Wait------ it gets better........  Ya know how you really can't tell how much sun you have gotten until later??????   Well by the time we got back from Crystal River and stopped at the Publix in Mount Dora, you could tell-------I asked my LOVING husband how bad it was(cause I could feel the amount of sun I had gotten)  His comment "oh you can't really tell, it is blending in".  As we walk through Publix I am getting funny looks.  The best one was when I asked an employee where the restrooms were, she looked up to answer and looked at me as if I had to heads then looked down and gave me the answer.  Well when I got to the restroom and looked in the mirror I knew why!!!!!!!   Picture the Joker with a red face and his smile is white!!!!!!!!  Complete with the stripes up the side of my face!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Honey for telling how bad it really was!!!!!!!!!!

Help me out here guys, wouldn't that question go right along with "Does this dress make my butt look big?" What guy in his right mind would say anything but compliments?

Really I would thing she would have learned not to take your word for it by now.

I know.

Ah yes we needed some new silly boat tricks.  Good one.  I may have laughed at my wife though.  Depends how much lubricant I had during the day I suppose. 

You would think after 18 years of marriage I would have learned NOT to listen to him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Believe me he laughed!!!!!!!!!!!!!  And is still laughing!!!!!!!!!!

Just remember what Paybacks are....................

So are you going to post the pictures of the Joker's mask or what?

Like all of the other "silly boater tricks"  There are no Pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!