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During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.

After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem.

Workers determined that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of the boat. So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems. Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air. Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer.

Millissa, aren't YOU blonde? Is that why your getting rid of LeBitch Too?

She is gonna KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!

mmmmmmmm, insurance money..............

Millissa he was really really cracking on you being blonde(I'll share the insurance money with ya)

So..... Why did you have to EXPLAIN it to her?

Oh Stan you really think your funny dont ya

Just freakin wait, I will get you........... 

i ain't skeered

Stan, me thinks you should be! Watch out if Melissa is around and there is cake.....

Hmmm, Randy you bring up a good point!

WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH CAKE IN THE FACE? COULD BE WORSE!!! 

If you'd have been at the last gathering you'd know what was so wrong about cake in the face, but her day will come won't it Randy.